Since their emigration from the
desolate land of Minneapolis the Los Angeles Lakers have been a hallmark of the
NBA and a staple of California life. Indeed, The purple and gold have been NBA
royalty. It has always been this
way. A little less than two seasons ago it appeared that it would
always be this way. Success has been a friend of the Lakers since the time of Elgin
Baylor, through era of “Showtime”, onto the era of Shaq and finally to the two glorious
championships earned solely by the Black Mamba. Over the past quarter century, The
Los Angeles Lakers have been the most successful franchise in American sports.
Recent, experiences have begun to
cast doubt on whether the dynasty is over. Even individuals who are faithful
fans, such as myself, have begun to doubt whether or not the Los Angeles Lakers
will continue this dominance. Do the Los Angeles Lakers remain a dynasty or
have they simply reverted back to a basketball team?
Despite all the irrational love and
emotion that I possess, I am sad to say that the logical side of me
believes that the dynasty that has ruled at the top of the league for the past
forty years has died. My brain has betrayed my heart and now I must justify my
position. Here are my reasons
Point Number 1: “The Wheels on the
Buss Have Gone”
When Dr. Jerry Buss bought the Los
Angeles Lakers in 1978 the game of basketball as we know it was revolutionized.
Dr. Buss brought with him a much needed excitement for the sport of
basketball.
Through his genius, Jerry Buss hatched the idea of the Laker Girls, the
creation of the Fabulous Forum, and as luck would have it Dr. Buss and the
Lakers organization were sent Magic Johnson. And so “Showtime” in LA began.
During
his tenure as owner of the Lakers Dr. Buss was known for two things, winning
championships and knowing how to navigate through difficult decisions. Dr. Buss
had the unique ability to place competent people in charge and then to trust that
they would do their job. With this being stated, Dr. Buss also knew how to
handle his own business. He knew when to trust a Jerry West who wanted to trade
one of the best centers in the game for a high schooler from Lower Merion High School. He also knew when to let arguably the greatest center in the game
leave his team.
I
suppose the only fault of Mr. Buss was the fact that he had two children.
Jeanie has done a lot of good for the team. Including an iron-clad vow of
chastity to get Phil Jackson to come out of retirement and coach the Lakers.
However, I don’t think she is able to manage an entire organization like the
Lakers, especially when she isn’t even in charge of the basketball operations.
She has the difficult task of being the joint ruler of the laker kingdom, one which Dr. Buss himself never had to perform.
As
for Jim Buss? Well, is there anything that I could say that the Keyboard Cat
could not?
Mr. Cat please play him off.
Point Number 2 The Fight in the Dog
Even
in the worst of times (1994, 2005-2007) the Lakers showed some sort of heart.
Though the Lakers were unable to make the playoffs in the 1994 season, Magic
Johnson stepped out of retirement ad back in the limelight in order to bring
some semblance of hope into the land of the Lakers. While the Lakers were
unable to make the playoffs in 2006, Kobe Bryant still managed to put up some
of the strongest scoring numbers of his career, including an 81 point
performance against the Toronto Rapters.
The
point of this is that there was still some fight. There was some sort of
leadership. There was someone providing hope to the Laker Community. All that
is left for the Lakers is: an ailing Kobe Bryant (whose 48 million dollar contract is
damning to the rebuilding of this team for at least the next two years), a Pau
Gasol (who I guarantee has a countdown going of the day, hour, minute, and
second that July 1st occurs and he can get the out of Los
Angeles), And a Steve Nash (who someone needs to take to the back of the barn and end
his misery).
Point Number 3 Instagram
Ladies and Gentlemen I halfway into writing this piece, I have changed my mind. I just took a look at the Lakers Instagram and the photos posted along with the comments made by the fans have given me a new sense of hope for the Lakeshow.
The Vanilla Guerrilla is giving our new point guard @jamesfgoldstein some tips on how to handle the ball.
I really think that Ryan Kelly is going to end up a star in this league.
As you can see from these pictures, there really isn't much to hold onto.
Point Number 4 “This is Showtime?”
Over the past thirty-five years the
Los Angeles Lakers have provided the most excitement within the NBA. For nearly
four decades the rest of the NBA has been trying to replicate whatever moves
the Los Angeles Lakers have made.
Most have failed miserably in doing so. Fast breaks, big men, high scores, good defense, high
profile businessmen, movie stars, and The Laker girls produced something that
no other team could replicate, but everyone tried.
With this being stated, something
has changed in the NBA. People are not replicating what the Lakers have
created. Lebron and the Heath have provided enticing and fast paced action. Lob
City is in full force. Is there really anything that Lakers can provide that
other teams can’t? Do we really have anything that worth watching or do we just have Bob Sacre and fourteen
other players that should be struggling for minutes in the D-League?
Point Number 12
The one hundred and five documented
cases adultery committed by Tiger
Woods pales in comparison to the nearly 14 million loyal Laker fans that
Dwight Howard screwed over with a single signature on the bottom of a Houston
Rockets contract. Indeed, Howard’s cowardice has forever damaged his already
soiled reputation. His indecisive and selfish nature has damaged his rep to the point that he is no longer considered
by any legitimate source as one of the top ten players in the NBA, even if he
really should be.
However, the sin that Howard
committed was far worse than the destruction of his own reputation. Howard dared to defy more than
fifty years of tradition. D-12 walked away from the Los Angeles Lakers. This
was not Magic telling Jerry buss that “Paul Westhead goes or I go.” This was no case of
Shaquille O’Neal saying “It’s either Kobe or me.” What Dwight said was
unprecedented in the history of the Lakers. Dwight wanted no part of the
Lakers. He had no desire to remain in Los Angeles. There was no recompense,
no restitution that the Lakers could have provided. Dwight simply did not want
to be a Laker and I will always hate the SOB for that very reason.
I do not wish him well. I do not hope that he lives his days
peacefully. I can only hope that his career ends in an ignominious demise. I
can only hope that he quickly becomes a non-factor within the confines of the
NBA. He deserves no respect, no
praise, and most certainly no coverage by the NBA.
I hope that I am wrong. I hope
against hope that I am wrong. Sadly, I don’t think I am. In the words of the
great Chick Hern, (who might I add most people my age or younger don’t even recall
broadcasting a game) the door is closed the lights are out, the eggs are
cooling, the butter’s getting hard, and the Jell-O’s jiggling. The Lakers are
in the refrigerator.
There is only one Vanilla Gorilla. It's the trilla in the midda, Joel Pryzbilla. I demand a retraction. Bad form.
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Which of these two look more like a Gorilla?
nope. not having it. one guy has a nickname. one doesn't. if someone comes along that looks more like a snake than kobe, we won't reassign mamba.
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