Lane Kiffin

Is Lane Kiffin responsible for the downgrade in the Alabama football program?

            As a southern California resident there are a couple of sports staples. The Lakers rule the world of basketball. Every Mexican loves the Dodgers and the Oakland Raiders. And the USC Trojans are LA’s professional football team team. However, as of recent years, much of these statements are no longer true. While every person that claims their heritage as latin American still adamantly follow the Dodgers and Raiders, the Lakers are piss poor aweful. The Clippers are better. Somehow UCLA is good and USC is lacking. 

            Ladies and gentlemen the only question that remains, is how did this happen? Who and what entity is responsible for turning the world of Southern California sports on its head? Who or what is responsible for a world where we call black white, darkness light, wrong right? What event is responsible for the simultaneous degradation of the two greatest hallmarks of Southern California? The answer is this man

Think that I am wrong? 

Look at the winning percentage of USC and the Lakers before Kiffin was hired 

Observe the winning percentages of the USC Trojans and the Los Angeles Lakers since the time that Mr. Lane Kiffin was hired as head coach of the USC Trojans.

 Correlation does denote causality.

And with that in mind we look at the proud state of Alabama who’s only claim to fame is the fact that they have hella good football and nothing else. One year ago they were one crazy play away from playing for a third championship in three years. Now after the hiring of Lane Kiffin they are barely beating a piss poor aweful Arkansas team and losing to Ole Miss (which happens to be the only place that has less to offer than Alabama in the United States). 

It is obvious that Mr. Kiffin has a great deal of influence destroying once proud sports teams. Lets take a look at some other tragedies that are a direct result of Lane Kiffin being hired. 

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