How do you feel when you go to your favorite restaurant (starved)
only to find they closed early?
How do you feel when you go to see your favorite band in concert…and
they play the “soon to be released and none of the classics?
If your answers to the above questions is “incomplete” and
“maybe a little bit robbed”…STOP READING NOW….you will not like the ending
here…
This week is opening night for the NBA…6 teams are in
action. We are only 2520 regular
season games away from knowing who will make the 2014/15 playoffs. That seems like an awfully long time to
wait to see who will be the “Beast of the East” or the “Least of the East”. To keep my article somewhat short…I am
going to bust my prediction into 3 parts….The Atlantic, The Central and The
Southeast. Today…The Atlantic…
To accurately predict the outcome of the Atlantic Division,
I will need to reach deep into the bowels of the basement storage and pull out
the MAGIC 8 Ball…a few shakes here and a few shakes there…flip the ball upside down
and see who will rule this season… its MAGIC…
Here are my predictions (in alphabetical order):
ME: Oh
Magic 8 Ball….will the BOSTON CELTICS win the Atlantic this season?
MAGIC
8 BALL:
OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD
When a teams three highest paid players are pulling down a
cool $34 million and your reaction when you hear their names spoken aloud is…
Rajon Rondo $13
million a year Is
he related to Rajon “I am injured” Rondo?
Gerald
Wallace $11
million a year Didn’t
he play for the original John Thompson?
Jeff Green $10
million a year Who?
…you have to ask, “Is that MAGIC 8 Ball a prophet of sorts?”
ME: Magic
8 Ball…will the Brooklyn Net win the Atlantic this season:
MAGIC
8 BALL: MY
SOURCE SAYS NO
When your
three highest salaries are a combined 101 years of age…
Kevin
Garnett 38
years old
Joe Johnson 33
years old
Deron Williams 30
year old
…you realize the 8 ball is no prophet. Visiting a “source” to get that answer
= NO PROPHET ZONE
ME: Big
8….what is the news on the KNICKS?
They hanging one this year?
MAGIC
8 BALL: ASK
AGAIN LATER
Clearly the
PHIL FACTOR in play here…the Zen Master is reconfiguring the universe and he
has thrown the infamous split finger to the 8 Ball…and it is stumped and buying
some time….so, we will in fact ask later!
ME: Yo
8! Whazz up wiff the Sixers? They going Moses Malone in ’15?
MAGIC
8 BALL: CONCENTRATE
AND ASK AGAIN!
I got
nothin! Total payroll is $33
million…(Boston is paying their top three $34 million)…$33 million for 15
players? Head coach is Brett
Brown. Did I already say, “I got
Nothin?” Rita’s…Geno’s….and
Flyers…
ME: Crazy
8??? Do the Raptors have a chance
up there in Tim Horton land?
MAGIC
8 BALL:
WITHOUT A DOUBT
7-1 in the
pre-season….the only loss was to Sacramento…maybe an over-look there? Young, hungry and talented. When the maple syrup starts dripping
and the Leaf’s fans are done…look for the Raptors to challenge the leaders of
the Southeast and Central for the East Crown…
So…early on
I asked you about Oscars, restaurants and concerts. How do I tie that into my prediction?
How will you
feel if the Toronto Raptors win the Atlantic Conference and challenge The
Roses, The James and The Ex-James’ in the Eastern Conference Finals? I will tell you how you will feel?
1.
Name any player on the Raptors current roster?
2.
Name the Raptors team colors, Arena or province
they play in?
3.
Is Rob Ford affiliated with the team?
Watching the
Toronto Raptors in the playoffs would definitely be like the Oscar, restaurant
and concert analogy….You would feel incomplete & even a little bit robbed…
Stay tuned
for the Southeast and Central predictions.
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