Friday, November 7, 2014

A Jew, A Muslim, and a mormon make their NBA predictions.

Steve Balmer will be…

Mo

The center of at least one controversy this year.  Maybe he takes off his shirt at a game.  Maybe he'll tackle a ref.  All I know is it's going to be inadvertently hilarious.

ROJO
The darling of the NBA. He will be shown rooting for all of the clippers game. Mike Greenberg and Van Gundy will get so tired of having to mention Balmer’s name during their game commentary that they will almost wish that Donald Sterling was back… Almost.


Drew 
 will be willing to allow minorities to attend games

Cleveland will be… 

Mo
interesting.  I'm having a hard time trusting a rookie coach and a frontline that relies on Anderson Varejo to play meaningful minutes.  But then, there's LeBron and K Love on the same team, and that might just be too much talent for other teams in the East to overcome.  


ROJO
Still the worst major-city to live in America. Take it away Jo

Drew
Cleveland will be better than Detroit

The Spurs will be… 

MO
NBA Champions again, cementing Tim Duncan's place in the upper echelons of basketball royalty.  People seem to think that because Tim Duncan is quiet, he's not a fierce competitor. He wants those six rings to match Jordan as much as anyone. 


ROJO
The Spurs. I think this will be they’re last year on top, but no one can deny how good they were last year. I think Duncan retires after this year, but I think he does it on top.

ROJO
The Spurs will be Viagra for people who like fundamentals

The Coach of the year will be… 

Mo
not Gregg Popovich, which is a travesty.  It'll probably be Stan Van Gundy after the Pistons make the playoffs and Andre Drummond becomes a stud.  

ROJO
Steve Kerr, which is a travesty. Mark Jackson never received the type of praise that he deserved for taking a perennial laughing stock of the NBA and making it a good team. If you ask me, its because Jackson is an outspoken Christian and an African American. Kerr will ride off the success that Jackson had and the Warriors will be about the 4th seed in an overly competitive west.

DREW
The coach of the year will be Lionel Hollins

Mo
The 6th man of the year will be…
Jamal Crawford and/or Doug McDermott.  Taj Gibson is not going to be playing late in games like last year.  McDermott might have one of those insane years and become evolutionary Kyle Korver faster than we think.  But we might be overthinking everything and it might just be Jamal Crawford doing Jamal Crawford things.  

ROJO
Reggie Jackson 

DREW
The 6th man of the year will be Tyreke Evans



Mo
The biggest draft bust will be…
Noah Vonleh.  He was soft in college, and he'll be soft in the NBA.  He's playing behind Big Al Jefforson, so we'll never see him, and after a couple years of not playing he'll be traded.

ROJO
Aaron Gordon/ Elfrid Payton. Orlando went risky and gambled on two highly talented, underdeveloped players. My prediction is that both will not pan out. Gordon because he has no post moves, is undersized for a power forward, and has a low free throw percentage. Payton because there is a lot of marijuana in the world and that man looks like he could smoke all of it.

DREW
Shawn Bradly

The rookie of the year will be… 


Mo
Jabari Parker.  If MCW won last year, then that proves that stats, rather than actually mattering to your team, doesn't matter (It is a sham that Mason Plumlee didn't win the award last year).  Jabari is gonna put up huge numbers on a really bad (albeit entertaining) Bucks team.

ROJO
Jabari Parker. The dude can ball. He’ll barely miss the all-star team. He’s ready to play at a competitive level right now. Like Mo said he’s also on a pretty crappy team.

DREW
Shawn Bradly


The NBA MVP will be…

MO
Anthony Davis.  LBJ won't play as many games and will probably be limited minutes wise.  KD is going to be recovering from injury.  Anthony Davis grew a ton during FIBA.  I did a highlight for one of his preseason games, and everyone keeps talking about, 'When AD makes the leap.'  Well, I think it's going to be sooner than people think.  Dude is too good.

ROJO
Lebron James. He’s enchanted everyone in the NBA with his decision to go back to Cleveland. He’s going to put up slightly worse numbers than the year before, but because he chose to sacrifice his posh existence in South Beach to return to the city of broken dreams, the NBA will give him the MVP trophy.  As they should
Take it away Jo.




Drew
Lebron







Sunday, November 2, 2014

Atlantic Division Predictions

How do you feel when the Oscar Award for best picture goes to the movie you have never heard of?
How do you feel when you go to your favorite restaurant (starved) only to find they closed early?
How do you feel when you go to see your favorite band in concert…and they play the “soon to be released and none of the classics?


If your answers to the above questions is “incomplete” and “maybe a little bit robbed”…STOP READING NOW….you will not like the ending here…

This week is opening night for the NBA…6 teams are in action.  We are only 2520 regular season games away from knowing who will make the 2014/15 playoffs.  That seems like an awfully long time to wait to see who will be the “Beast of the East” or the “Least of the East”.  To keep my article somewhat short…I am going to bust my prediction into 3 parts….The Atlantic, The Central and The Southeast.  Today…The Atlantic…

To accurately predict the outcome of the Atlantic Division, I will need to reach deep into the bowels of the basement storage and pull out the MAGIC 8 Ball…a few shakes here and a few shakes there…flip the ball upside down and see who will rule this season… its MAGIC… 



Here are my predictions (in alphabetical order):
ME:                                       Oh Magic 8 Ball….will the BOSTON CELTICS win the Atlantic this                                                           season?

MAGIC 8 BALL:                          
OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD

When a teams three highest paid players are pulling down a cool $34 million and your reaction when you hear their names spoken aloud is…


Rajon Rondo                         $13 million a year               Is he related to Rajon “I am injured” Rondo?
Gerald Wallace             $11 million a year                  Didn’t he play for the original John Thompson?
Jeff Green                        $10 million a year                  Who?

…you have to ask, “Is that MAGIC 8 Ball a prophet of sorts?”

ME:                                    Magic 8 Ball…will the Brooklyn Net win the Atlantic this season:

MAGIC 8 BALL:                        MY SOURCE SAYS NO



When your three highest salaries are a combined 101 years of age…

Kevin Garnett                        38 years old
Joe Johnson                        33 years old
Deron Williams            30 year old

…you realize the 8 ball is no prophet.  Visiting a “source” to get that answer = NO PROPHET ZONE


ME:                                    Big 8….what is the news on the KNICKS?  They hanging one this year?
MAGIC 8 BALL:                        ASK AGAIN LATER


Clearly the PHIL FACTOR in play here…the Zen Master is reconfiguring the universe and he has thrown the infamous split finger to the 8 Ball…and it is stumped and buying some time….so, we will in fact ask later!

ME:                                    Yo 8!  Whazz up wiff the Sixers?   They going Moses Malone in ’15?

MAGIC 8 BALL:                        CONCENTRATE AND ASK AGAIN!
I got nothin!   Total payroll is $33 million…(Boston is paying their top three $34 million)…$33 million for 15 players?   Head coach is Brett Brown.  Did I already say, “I got Nothin?”  Rita’s…Geno’s….and Flyers…

ME:                                    Crazy 8???  Do the Raptors have a chance up there in Tim Horton land?

MAGIC 8 BALL:            
WITHOUT A DOUBT


7-1 in the pre-season….the only loss was to Sacramento…maybe an over-look there?  Young, hungry and talented.  When the maple syrup starts dripping and the Leaf’s fans are done…look for the Raptors to challenge the leaders of the Southeast and Central for the East Crown…


So…early on I asked you about Oscars, restaurants and concerts.  How do I tie that into my prediction?

How will you feel if the Toronto Raptors win the Atlantic Conference and challenge The Roses, The James and The Ex-James’ in the Eastern Conference Finals?  I will tell you how you will feel?

1.     Name any player on the Raptors current roster?
2.     Name the Raptors team colors, Arena or province they play in?
3.     Is Rob Ford affiliated with the team?

Watching the Toronto Raptors in the playoffs would definitely be like the Oscar, restaurant and concert analogy….You would feel incomplete & even a little bit robbed…


Stay tuned for the Southeast and Central predictions.




Sunday, October 26, 2014

Mo, Ro, and Drew’s NBA predictions

 1. The NBA’s biggest surprise will be… 
Mo
Individually or as a team?  Individually, Anthony Davis.  He's my MVP pick this year.  Teamwise, probably the Washington Professional Basketball Team.  Last year they were a team with all the talent but none of the experience.  Paul Pierce adds that.  Also sneaky good signings in DeJuan Blair and Kris Humphries, and Glen Rice Jr was one of the standouts of summer league.  Deep, talented, and deadly.

Ro
 That Andrew Wiggins is not going to be that good this year. I doubt he will get much playing time. The kid is still 18 really isn’t ready to play in the NBA. Defensively he looks sharp but he is a project on the offensive side of the ball. Teamwise, I don't think we realize how bad the Indiana Pacers will be without Paul George and Lance Stephenson. I'd say they'd miss the playoffs but they are in the east. I don't think that they will have a winning record. 

Drew: 
Hornets

2. The winner of the eastern conference will be…
                   

 Mo- Washington Professional Basketball Team for all the reasons above.  They're the biggest, the strongest, and don't have a weak spot on their roster.  If Nene and Gortat play with the sort of motivation they did all year last year, they'll be hard to beat.  

Ro- Cleveland. You just can’t deny how good this team is. LBJ’s first year in South beach the team was in the number 1 seed. This is Lebron’s second time playing with a big three. He’ll know

what to do and how to do it. I have a hard time seeing anyone in the east even holding a candle to a team that has Kyrie Irving, K-Love, and the guy that should be the MVP every year. 

Drew
Cleveland



3. The runner up of the eastern conference will be… 
Mo-Chicago Bulls.  I'm really worried about their defense, and the fact that Mike Dunleavy Jr. is their starting small forward.  I feel like this team is almost too deep - there are too many good players that will want to contribute minutes, and this might create some uneasiness in the locker room.  Would love to see a trade at some point to upgrade at small forward.  

Ro-Chicago Bulls. They drafted well. They signed well. They recovered well. Coach Thib is the best coach in the NBA not named Greg Popavich. He had a competitive team with one only All-Star last year. This year they have everyone back and have added Pau Gasol. They’ll threaten Cleveland but will fall just short.

Drew: Bulls

4. The Winner of the Western Conference will be… 
Mo-San Antonio Spurs.  Did you see what they did last year?  It doesn't matter if they get worse; they were leaps and bounds better than every other team last year.  

Ro-San Antonio Spurs. The thing I’ve learned over the past five years is not to bet against the spurs. They are like a fine wine. They only get better with age.

Drew
San Antonio

5. The runner up of the of the Western Conference will be… 

Mo- Clippers. I see the Thunder taking a step back, with KD being injured, and the Thunder didn't really do anything to get better. This is the year for Chris Paul. They wouldn't have bowed out last year if not for the chaos of the Sterling controversy, and this would be a great way to kick off the Balmer Era in LA.

Ro- Oklahoma City Thunder, but the Clippers will be a very close second. KD will only miss the first six weeks of the season. That event will help Russel Westbrook grow. OKC will be what they are every year. KD and Westbrook will be just good enough to hide the fact that Scott Brooks has no idea how to run a basketball team. Just watch them for more than a highlight and you’ll realize that the team doesn't have an offense.

Drew-
Blazers



6. The worst in the East will be…
Mo-The 76ers.  Unlike other bad teams, they're not even interesting to watch (sorry Rojo).  I honestly believe that taking to this extent is damaging; players get better by tasting success, not learning bad habits because they're being pummeled into the ground over and over again.  Long term, I think this is a very damaging approach.  

Ro-The 76ers. I lived in Philly for two years and everyone’s favorite player was Iverson (this was when Iverson was completely irrelevant/retired/Skidrow drunk). The fact of the matter is no one in that city pays attention to basketball and that includes the front office of the 76ers. 
Drew
Magic 




7. The worst in the West will be 
This is tough, because every team in the West is so good.  I guess you have to say the Lakers, if only because Kobe will try to do too much every night, and the team won't be able to guard pretty much anyone.  


The Utah Jazz. Despite their preseason, I don’t not believe in a team that offers a max contract to Gordon B. Hayward and then drafts a combo-guard that no one has seen play in a year and a half. Yes Exum had a marginally productive preseason. Yes they won all but one of their games.  Yes, I am in complete denial that the Los Angeles Lakers will probably be the worst in the west.

Drew 
Jazz 

Monday, October 13, 2014

Lane Kiffin


Is Lane Kiffin responsible for the downgrade in the Alabama football program?
            As a southern California resident there are a couple of sports staples. The Lakers rule the world of basketball. Every Mexican loves the Dodgers and the Oakland Raiders. And the USC Trojans are LA’s professional football team team. However, as of recent years, much of these statements are no longer true. While every person that claims their heritage as latin American still adamantly follow the Dodgers and Raiders, the Lakers are piss poor aweful. The Clippers are better. Somehow UCLA is good and USC is lacking. 
            Ladies and gentlemen the only question that remains, is how did this happen? Who and what entity is responsible for turning the world of Southern California sports on its head? Who or what is responsible for a world where we call black white, darkness light, wrong right? What event is responsible for the simultaneous degradation of the two greatest hallmarks of Southern California? The answer is this man


Think that I am wrong? 
Look at the winning percentage of USC and the Lakers before Kiffin was hired 





Observe the winning percentages of the USC Trojans and the Los Angeles Lakers since the time that Mr. Lane Kiffin was hired as head coach of the USC Trojans.






 Correlation does denote causality.

And with that in mind we look at the proud state of Alabama who’s only claim to fame is the fact that they have hella good football and nothing else. One year ago they were one crazy play away from playing for a third championship in three years. Now after the hiring of Lane Kiffin they are barely beating a piss poor aweful Arkansas team and losing to Ole Miss (which happens to be the only place that has less to offer than Alabama in the United States). 


It is obvious that Mr. Kiffin has a great deal of influence destroying once proud sports teams. Lets take a look at some other tragedies that are a direct result of Lane Kiffin being hired. 










and lastly 





Friday, July 11, 2014

Rebuild

The rebuild is never a pretty scene.

And as Lakers fans, it's time to pick up the pieces and deal with reality.

It's 2014. Free agents are not going to sign to the Lakers just to live in LA, play for a storied franchise, and have an access pass to Hollywood.

That's not enough to entice the big names.

Sure you can grab a Lance Stephenson or a Nick Young based on those things and the right amount of money. Sure you can have a journeyman like Kendall Marshall become a respectable NBA bench player because he put on purple and gold last year.

But the big guys know that their success will ultimately be tied to winning. They are financially secure. Money will continue to follow them as long as their successful. Do you think Chris Bosh, Lebron James, and Dwayne Wade ultimately lost money when they each took a few million dollars less than their market value to team up on the Heat? Of course not. Their stars only grew.

Players have the internet and social media to build their brands these days. Kevin Durant has done just fine in OKC. Even guys like Kevin Love and Kyrie Irving, who have never seen a playoff game and play in the middle of nowhere, are in national commercial campaigns and are highly regarded by basketball fans everywhere.

Free agents want to go to teams that can offer them the best basketball opportunities, fair market contracts, and success.

The Lakers have only 1/3 of those components. The only problem is Kobe Bryant's obscene contract dampens what their capable of doing with that salary space.

Here's a newsflash...

NO STAR PLAYER IN THEIR PRIME WANTS TO PLAY ALONGSIDE A STUBBORN, OLD, INJURY PRONE KOBE BRYANT MAKING MORE MONEY THAN THEY ARE.

It's easy to dump on Kobe these days, but that is the reality.

Kobe Bryant is embarking on his own Derek Jeter tour these final two years.

Think of the Godfather Part III. That's Kobe's 2 year $ 48 million dollar contract. Think of Michael Corleone in Godfather Parts I and II and compare him to Michael Corleone in Godfather Part III. That's Kobe Bryant before his injuries and in his prime compared to Kobe Bryant with a torn achilles and broken knee.


But hey, it's not his fault...someone actually had to offer him that contract in order for him to accept it.

After a failed free agency that I believe Lakers management w
as semi-expecting, they have traded for Jeremy Lin who is owed a ridiculous salary this next season. But even more crazy is the 2 year, 18 million dollar contract that they've signed Jordan Hill.

One thing is clear. Lakers are probably not taking any long term contracts until Kobe's runs off the books in two years.

The bright side is that Julius Randle can really develop these next two years.

And the Lakers are really going to need that. Because hopefully the next time the big stars are free agents, it will appear that they have an actual plan and are building towards something.

I am Switching Cable Providers


Ladies and Gentlemen the the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard, and the Jell-O's jigglin'! The Lakers are in the refrigerator. I am sure that you all have heard the news, Lebron James is coming home to Cleveland, Kevin Love will probably be joining him, and Carmelo Anthony has told the front office in El Segundo that he is no longer interested in signing with the Lakers. It appears that this series of events has left the Lakers void of any hope of winning in the next two years. And so the Lakers have decided to take on what is the worst contract in the NBA. Yes, Lin Sanity is headed to Los Angeles. The back up point guard of the Houston Rockets is now going to be the third point guard for the Los Angeles Lakers.

            As I am an avid  fan of the Los Angeles Lakers you may be wondering how upset I am about this move? I am not that angry about it, but I am going to cancel my cable subscription. I have no need to watch my team for the next few years. It just doesn’t make sense.
With this single move, Laker management has waived the white flag for the next year. It is obvious that this move is not for the betterment of this team. If there was one position that was already quite solid it was point. I mean we only had four players signed and two of them were point guards, if you can really call a forty-year old Steve Nash a point guard. So lets go with the Lakers already have one and a half point guards. 

The addition of Lin’s 15 million dollar contract to the Lakers pay roll is fitting. It matches the ten million dollars that we are spending to watch Steve Nash wear very fancy suits. Not to mention the 24 million dollar contract to see Kobe Bryant send twit pics from around the world. In a league where it takes a big three to win a championship or even get in the playoffs, the Lakers have nothing. Unless Kobe Bryant miraculously heals from his knee cap fracture and torn Achilles the team has no one. I believe in a healthy Kobe. I believe that if he turns to the Kobe of old, the Lakers will manage to make the playoffs once in the next two years. However, it is apparent that Mitch Kupcheck does not.
Now with all this being said I am sure that you assume that I am going to say that I am furious at the front office of the Lakers. I am sure you think that I think that they are fools and that they should be euthanized.
While the emotional side of me feels as though the world would be better without Mitch Kupcheck and Jim Buss, the reasonable side of me understands what they are doing. Sometimes you just have to let the dream die. We are buckling down for a cold winter in hope that spring will be far more kind to us.
The trade for Jeremy Lin was not about Jeremy Lin at all. It was about the first round draft pick. The only thing that I am mad about the front office is the fact that we only got one first round draft pick. I am confident that Jeremy Lin’s contract was so bad that we could have obtained at least another first round draft pick. Really as I am writing this post I am getting more more and more upset. 15 million dollars to purchase a freaking 21st pick in the draft is absurd… Its been a while since America has seen a good riot. Ladies and gentlemen grab your pitch forks, grab your torches, hide your kids, hide your wife, meet me tomorrow in El Segundo, we are gonna burn this mother down.



Carmelo's Opportunity to Rule the NBA

Mr. Anthony, the ball is officially in your court.  


LeBron James earned back the love and admiration of Cavaliers fans by going back home. But he left a giant gaping power vacuum in the Eastern Conference by falling into the trap we all tend to fall into from time to time: overvaluing our own self worth.  LeBron James is going to a team with an overrated score-first point guard, a selfish shooting guard, an energy guy who doesn’t actually do anything, Anderson ‘The homeless man’s Joakim Noah’ Varejo, one of the worst draft picks in NBA history in Anthony Bennett, a completely unproven Andrew Wiggins, and a brand spanking new coach.  LeBron even admitted it himself: “I’m not promising a championship. I know how hard that is to deliver. We’re not ready right now. No way. Of course, I want to win next year, but I’m realistic. It will be a long process, much longer than it was in 2010. My patience will get tested.” 

"Wow, no one told me Kyrie sucked this much."

If Carmelo goes back to the Knicks, he and LeBron will both be waiting and hoping for players to show up who may never arrive, essentially believing that it only takes a handful of talent, plus himself, to win an NBA title.  If the Spurs and Heat have taught us anything over the past few years, it’s that your team has to be downright stacked for a chance at a ring.  By coming to Chicago, Carmelo will be joining a team that’s better than the Cavs at every position save small forward, where the Bulls would be only marginally worse.  The Pacers are treading water, and the rest of the East just plain sucks.



The Bulls should be selling Carmelo now what they’ve been selling him all along.  “Come here, and we’ll rule the East.”  Those whispers can be even stronger now.  “There’s no one else.  We’ll get you to the finals.  Lebron is leaving the door wide open.”  




Other writers have detailed why Carmelo is a perfect fit in Chicago.  This Bulls team would allow us to finally enjoy Carmelo for what he is: the most deadly scorer in the NBA since Bernard King.  Lebron James went back home, and is costing himself a championship in doing so.  Don’t make the same mistake Melo.  Chicago is waiting.  



Wednesday, June 25, 2014

An Uniformed and Almost Certainly Incorrect NBA Mock Draft

For NBA nerds, the Draft is Christmas, Thanksgiving, the 4th of July, and let’s say, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa, all rolled into one.  It is the perfect cherry on top of the delicious ice cream sundae that is the NBA season.  More than any other league, the NBA has absolutely perfected the yearly traditions of the draft: the lottery inciting all sorts of hilarious shindigs; loving and drooling over the draftees during the NCAA season; and of course, making fun of whatever dumb thing Cleveland does.  


The other drafts are not even close.  The NFL draft takes forever and individual players, for the most part, are lost in the team-oriented grind of the NFL season.  The MLB draft has like 40 rounds and those players aren’t beacons of hope because they don’t actually play for the teams that draft them until many years later.  And let’s be honest, no one gives a shit about hockey.  


But in the NBA, a draftee is expected to produce right away.  The jerseys are printed and the posters are made, plastered with faces not hidden by masks or helmet.  The NBA is the best at selling one of the most sought after and expensive commodities in the sports world: hope.  


Below is my mock draft for the first round, complete with trades.   I don’t claim to have any inside information or special privileges because I work at ESPN.  I’ve talked a few people here and there, but for the most part, this is pieced together from me watching way too much college ball, obsessing over way too many youtube clips, and pouring over way too many articles.  Enjoy.  


1st Pick
Cavaliers (trade pick to 76ers for 3rd,10th, and Thad Young)
The Pick: Andrew Wiggins
The Cavaliers suck.  They need help basically everywhere, and no one player is going to save them.  It makes a ton of sense to trade this pick to 76ers, who are desperate to get Wiggins and are willing to overpay.  Thad Young isn’t the answer for the Cavs, but then again, neither is Wiggins or Parker.  No one player is going to dramatically alter their team this year, and the Cavaliers still have potentially franchise altering players available to them at 3, so it makes sense to get a proven scorer in Young  (who can also serve as insurance should the Cavs be unable to resign Luol Deng), and the 10th pick (which, in this draft, will get you another quality starter).  It doesn’t help that Parker apparently tanked his workout with the Cavs.  Whatever happens, it seems pretty clear to me that Cleveland has absolutely no hope of it working out.  Because.  Well.  It’s Cleveland.  


2nd Pick
Bucks
The Pick: Jabari Parker
The Bucks have been eyeing Parker all year.  If he’s here at two, they take him, and they’re ecstatic about it.  I had the honor of doing the highlight for Jabari Parker’s first NCAA game.  He can do everything, and will be an NBA Star.    


3rd Pick
76ers (trade pick to Cavs for 1st Pick)
The Pick: Dante Exum
Kyrie Irving looks miserable.  All he wants to do is score, but then he’s got to do this whole, ‘point guard’ thing.  What’s worse, his running mate, Dion Waiters, sorta hates him and is shot hungry himself.  Exum, on the other hand, is a maester at penetration, and even said himself that he loves getting into the lane and finding people.  Irving has never been a vocal leader.  With Exum taking on that burden, Irving can go back to focusing on what he loves doing: scoring.  The Cavs can then either choose to move Waiters or slide him over to the three, creating two dynamic scorers to play off of Exum.  Exum is also big enough to guard opposing shooting guards so that Irving won’t be abused on the defensive end.  It makes too much sense to happen, unfortunately, because lets be honest, we’re talking about the Cavs here.  And the Cavs suck.  
4th Pick
Magic
The Pick: Joel Embiid
If you’re the Magic, you happily take the best player in the draft at four and just move on.  Very rarely are seven footers as fluid and dynamic as Embiid, and he’s still just learning to play the game.  The Magic can afford to be bad for another season and allow Oladipo to develop.  Also, as you will see later in the mock, the Magic will have more picks with which to get players who will play this year.


5th Pick
Jazz
The Pick: Noah Vonleh
Vonleh struck me as soft at Indiana, and people saying he could turn into the next LaMarcus Aldridge are forgetting how dominant Aldridge was at a Texas.  Vonleh averaged 11 and 9 at Indiana, solid numbers considering he wasn’t a featured part of the Indiana offense.  The Jazz have committed a lot of money to Derrick Favors.  Favors is a more a bruiser and combines well with Vonleh, who can step back and knock down a three point shot (he shot nearly 50% from beyond the arc last year).  The reason I don’t love this pick is because the Jazz need a lot of help, and taking a glorified Mehmet Okur doesn’t strike me as very impactful.   Unfortunately, Julius Randle and Aaron Gordon, the two players have potential to be real difference makers, are too similar to Favors, a player that the Jazz have indicated is their guy going forward, so Vonleh makes the most sense.  


6th Pick
Celtics
The Pick: Aaron Gordon
Gordon has a ton of upside, and I’m already salivating over the fun we’ll have watching Rajon Rondo throw alley oops for days to a soaring Gordon.  Gordon demonstrated that he can occasionally knock down a jumper, and if he figures that skill out, Gordon has poor man’s Blake Griffin written all over him.  


7th Pick
Lakers
The Pick: Marcus Smart
Kobe is one of my favorite players, and it’s been wonderful fun watching him age and evolve in a way that reminds me a lot of the later parts of Michael Jordan’s career.  He’s an offensive DH, a deadly assassin from all over the court, and a merciless competitor.  Unfortunately, the dude’s old, and unless we find a fountain of youth somewhere, Kobe’s career is close to over, and the Lakers need someone new to inspire hope in Laker-land.  Marcus Smart would have been the first overall pick last year if he had decided to come out, and was on his way to being in the Wiggins-Parker- Randle conversation at the beginning of the year before being derailed by some poor shooting and a racist dude from Texas.  I’ve never been angrier at the media for tearing apart a kid that should have been applauded for standing up for himself.  Marcus Smart is the embodiment of everything you want on your basketball team, a great kid and a tireless worker.  I’m not a Lakers fan.  I don’t particularly like the Lakers.  But the NBA is a better place when the Lakers are good, and I hope they make this pick and Marcus Smart turns into the second coming of Dwyane Wade.  For all he’s been through, he deserves it.


8th Pick
Kings
The Pick: Elfrid Payton
According to media sources, Elfrid Payton has destroyed every workout that he’s been in, and I honestly wouldn’t be surprised to see him go even higher than this.  The dude has spectacular measurements and is a freak of nature athlete.  It doesn’t hurt that he’s a natural leader, something the Kings are sorely lacking.  He doesn’t need shots, which is perfect for a team that already has a lot of scorers hungry for the ball.  


9th Pick
Hornets
The Pick: Nik Stauskas
Stauskas’s name might as well be #buckets.  He shoots, he drives, he dunks on people.  And he’s Canadian, which means he’s going to be a great locker room guy and super nice.  /endracism.  I love Stauskas’s game, and if the Bulls weren’t all in on getting vets to win right now, I’d be yelling at my TV for the Bulls to trade up and get this kid (just like I yelled at my TV for the Bulls to draft MarshOn Brooks, who still has potential to be a great player, by the way).  In the meantime, enjoy this clip of Stauskas dunking on people.  


10th Pick
76ers (traded pick to Cavs for 1st Pick)
The Pick: Julius Randle
And the Cavaliers are rewarded for getting value from their first overall pick.  A foot injury will scare a lot of people away from Randle, but remember folks, Randle, and not Embiid, was a member of the big three before the season started.  I did a lot of Kentucky highlights this season, and Randle is just a straight up man child.  He can step out and hit a midrange jumper, and he’s also surprisingly nimble along the baseline and while in the air.  People have thrown out the Z-Bo comparison, and I’m not sure I agree with that.  They’re both big, physical players, but Randolph is a lot more athletic, and can manipulate his body in ways that Z-Bo cannot.  Great value pick for the Cavs here, as they get a player who can help immediately and also develop into an all star a few years down the line.  


11th Pick
Nuggets
The Pick: Gary Harris
The talent starts to drop off here, although it’s still very good.  Gary Harris has a smooth stroke and was one of the best players on a very good Michigan squad.  This is the best value pick for the Nuggets, who could use another shooter to pair with the explosive Ty Lawson.  


12th Pick
Magic
The Pick: James Young
James Young was often overlooked on a Kentucky team laden with squads, but during the tournament he was one of their best scoring options.  His versatility would be great for Orlando, and in Young the Magic have a player they can count on to bear some of the scoring load right away.  The Magic really struggled to score last year, and getting a bonafide scorer like Young will certainly help.  This is a bit of a stretch; other mock drafts have Young more in the early 20’s range.  But during Kentucky’s late run into the tournament, the player that kept on stepping up over and over again was Young, who could evolve into a leader on this very young Orlando squad.


13th Pick
Timberwolves
The Pick: Zach Lavine
This pick is contingent on the trade between the Warriors and the Timberwolves, which according to Chad Ford on the BS Report, is all but done.  The Wolves have a surprisingly good roster, filled up and down with young talent and developing stars.  At this point, the Wolves just have to swing for the fences, and UCLA’s Zach Lavine has All-Star potential written all over him.  The athleticism is all there, and coming off the bench and learning from one of the headiest two guards in the league in Klay Thompson will be great for Lavine’s development.  


14th Pick
Suns
The Pick: Adreian Payne
Payne fits in perfectly with the Suns pick and pop system, and is NBA ready.  He put up great measurements at the combine and could be a good replacement for Jared Dudley should the Suns choose to move him in search of another star.  


15th Pick
Hawks
The Pick: Rodney Hood
The Hawks are trying to be the Spurs of the East, and their three point shooting ways almost got them by the Pacers during the playoffs.  Al Horford and Paul Millsap are the frontcourt of the future for Atlanta, but both those guys are 6’8, and although Horford and Millsap are both excellent rebounders, having height in the backcourt can help shore up any difficulties that the Hawks might have rebounding against bigger squads.  The Hawks were 3rd from last in the league last year in offensive rebounding rate, which is surprising considering how many long shots they took throughout the season.  Hood is not a particularly good rebounder, but his height, and his prolific shooting, mean he can fit a couple of needs simultaneously here.  


16th Pick
Bulls (Traded to Orlando for Arron Afflalo)
The Pick: Dario Saric
Saric was projected to be a top 10 pick before signing an extension Anadolu Efes, a club in Turkey.  Saric is either the next Toni Kukoc or a more athletic Dirk Nowitzki, depending on how ambitious you’re feeling.  He’d be a great fit alongside Nikola Vucevic, who proved this season that he can be a potential franchise center.  The Magic would also consider Yusuf Nurkic here, the humongous center out of Bosnia, but in the long run Saric has more upside and the Magic don’t want to overload on young players with four first rounders.  Plus, if the Celtics don’t take him at 17, there’s a high likelihood he’d drop to them at 19.  


17th Pick
Celtics
The Pick: TJ Warren
Andre Miller is probably my favorite player in the NBA.  He absolutely abused DJ Augustin in the playoffs, to the extent that the Bulls couldn’t even keep Augustin on the floor for offensive purposes.  His smarts, prolific use of ass, and wily veteran moves ensure that no matter where he goes or how old he gets, Andre Miller will always be able to GET BUCKETS.  Now take a deep breath: TJ Warren might be next level Andre Miller.  He can score from everywhere, using the same veteran moves that Miller uses.  The difference is that Warren is 6’8, can hit threes every now and again, plays voracious defense.  He’ll need to shore up his shooting (he has a very awkward shooting stroke) but eventually he’ll be able to figure it out.  This pick is largely contingent on how the Celtic feel about Jeff Green, who has at times enthralled, and infuriated, Celtics faithful.  If the Celtics are looking to move Green in the future, Warren makes a lot of sense here.  

18th Pick
Suns
The Pick: Doug McDermott
The Suns are looking to win now, so expect them to move this pick, which has relatively little value for them.  If they do use the pick, they’ll take McDermott, a scoring machine whose lack of athleticism can be covered up by the other hyper athletes on the Suns.  In a normal draft, McDermott would be much higher, but this draft is so loaded it’s not outrageous for him to fall this low. Zach Lowe said in a podcast with Bill Simmons a few months ago that McDermott’s worst case scenario is Kyle Korver.  How many 3’s does Kyle Korver hit last year if he’s on that Suns team with Bledsoe and Dragic slicing and dicing in the paint?  


19th Pick
Bulls
The Pick: Jusuf Nurkic
And the Magic’s gamble pays off.  Nurkic is enormous, coming in at 6’11, 280 pounds, to go along with a 7’2 wingspan.  Nurkic, primarily a banger inside, plays beautifully with Vucevic, who is more of a face up, top of the key type player.  Extra bonus: Nurkic gives the Magic the hardest to pronounce frontcourt in the league.  


20th Pick
Raptors
The Pick: Tyler Ennis
THE HERO COMES HOME.  Tyler Ennis and all his Canadian swag will be a perfect back up to Kyle Lowry as he learns the NBA ropes.  Drafting Ennis also gives the Raptors flexibility to move Lowry in the future, possibly to put another All Star next to Demar Derozan (although Lowry should have, by any and all calculations, been an all star last season).  Ennis was one of my favorite players in collegiate basketball this year.  There aren’t a whole lot of freshman who can do this.  Ennis can certainly go much earlier in the draft, depending on other teams valuations of players like Smart, Exum, and Payton.  But for right now, it looks like things are falling into place for the Raptors to really short up their backcourt depth.


21st Pick
Thunder
The Pick: Kyle Anderson
He’s talented.  He’s multi-dimensional.  He’s exactly the kind of player that the Thunder love picking, raw talent with a ton of upside.  This is a great value pick for the Thunder, as Anderson has oscillated from the late lottery all the way to the later parts of the first round.  


22nd Pick
Grizzlies
The Pick: Jerami Grant
Grant is a blue collar player who will fit in well here as the Grizzlies try to find a long term replacement for Tayshaun Prince.  Has a ton of upside and could evolve into defensive stopper.  His jumper needs work, but he’s a great slasher who will combine well with one of the best passers in the league in Marc Gasol.  


23rd Pick
Jazz
The Pick: P.J Hairston
The Jazz really struggle to score due to a lack of 3 point shooting.  Hairston shot nearly 40% from behind the arc next year, and would go a lot higher in the draft if not for his past indiscretions.  Hairston can get buckets though, and the Jazz need buckets in the worst kind of way.  Hairston has already been playing in the D-League too, so he’s ready to go from day 1, which is important considering that the Jazz are trying to convince Gordon Hayward to stay.  It’s not Jabari Parker, who the Jazz are said to covet, but Hairston has a similar skill set scoring wise and could eventually become a solid starter.  

Note: According to nbadraft.net, the Jazz have made a promise here to Jordan Adams, another knockdown shooter.  Regardless of who they pick, it seems pretty clear that the Jazz will prioritize shooting here.


24th Pick
Hornets
The Pick: Jordan Adams
The Hornets need shooting in a bad kind of way, and assuming that the Jazz haven’t made a promise to Jordan Adams (again, only nbadraft.net appear to be reporting this story) Adams would be a solid pick who can play right away for a Hornets teams that is not far away from relevancy.  


25th Pick
Rockets
The Pick: Shabazz Napier
The Rockets need a backup point guard for Patrick Beverly, and given how shaky Jeremy Lin has been, Shabazz Napier is a tremendous value here.  Napier showed up in all the biggest games and didn’t shy away from the moment.  this pick will give the Rockets the flexibility to trade Lin and stay in contention for the Carmelo Anthony/Lebron James/KLove and Special Sauce sweepstakes.


26th Pick
Heat
The Pick: Glenn Robinson III
Ray Allen was largely ineffective in the finals and finally, after so many years, appears to be on his way out of the league.  The Heat will want to show Lebron that they’re in serious win now mode, and Robinson III is a proven player who can step in and make an immediate impact after playing for a very competitive Michigan squad.  

27th Pick
Suns
The Pick: C.J Wilcox
The Suns have their backcourt of the future set with Dragic and Bledsoe.  All the need now are big dudes who can pick and pop (aka, Adreian Payne), and shooter who can populate the corners and feast on the penetration of the Dragon.  Wilcox has a solid stroke and could develop into one the steals in the draft.


28th Pick
Clippers
The Pick: Jordan Adams
Adams is a big guard who can play multiple positions, and would provide an interesting foil to JJ Reddick, as Adams is much more athletic.  High likelihood this pick gets traded though, as the Clipper continue their pursuit of LeBron.  


29th Pick
Thunder
The Pick: Clint Capela
The Thunder are an analytics heavy squad, and Capela, according to nbadraft.net, tested out of the gym in the analytics analysis.  The Thunder can stash Capela overseas, let him develop, and have him come back as a defensive stopper to replace the corpse of Thabo Sefolosha.  


30th Pick
Spurs
The Pick: Mitch McGary
This just feels like a sneaky pick the Spurs would make.  Last year McGary had the tournament of his life and played himself all the way into the lottery before deciding to return to Michigan. He had an injury plagued sophomore season as Michigan, but a recent workout with the Bucks revealed that he is healthy.  McGary has a ton of upside here and could be a solid center for the Spurs once TIMMMMMMAYYYY retires in 2024.